![]() That $25 flight looks about as tempting as Jared Leto with a tray full of Rice Krispy Treats but know that all magic comes with a price, deary. Traveling Spirit Airlines will challenge even the most tolerant of us and I advise you to really consider your options. Who really needs in-flight magazines anyway? (Just kidding! Please let me write for you!) But is it really too much to ask for clean floors? A tray table? Desk agents that don’t lie to me? I get enough of that from the guys at Jiffy Lube who keep telling me I’m out of blinker fluid. As it turns out, regarding my air travel experiences, I’m actually a first-class SNOB. Or in my case, a year without cable before Netflix. It’s this training that led me to believe round trip flights for less than $75 would be a walk in the park. I’ve basically duct-taped my way through life. I’ve used Kleenex on my butt and Charmin on my face. I’ve survived on peanut butter & jelly sandwiches and Hot Pockets alone in order to live in a sweet downtown loft apartment. ![]() Now don’t get me wrong, I’m no stranger to compromise in the name of saving a buck. But, to me, there’s nothing sexier than some really cheap airfare.Īt least, that’s how it used to be. You could argue that Orlando Bloom/a sense of humor/an accidental-on purpose 5 o’clock shadow/your husband vacuuming are the hottest things out there. ![]() Share on Facebook Share on Pinterest Share on X (Twitter) Share on Email Share on WhatsApp
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